Monday, August 10, 2009

Issues

How many types of issues do you think there are?

I was thinking recently and I pounced upon the idea that there might actually be an infinite number of issues. I mean 'issues' to refer to the deeply or mildly disturbing psychoses that people will almost inevitably possess. Presenting my list of 15 most disturbing issues:

1. Daddy Issues
2. Mummy Issues
3. Abandonment Issues
4. Sexual abuse issues
5. Intelligence issues
6. I-can't-keep-my-mouth-shut Issues
7. My-daddy-was-too-awesome-when-i-was-growing-up-so-now-I-cant-relate-to-any-man Issues
8. Am-broke-so-I-need-to-borrow-some-cash Issues
9. You-gotta-get-me-that-chic's-number Issues
10.Dude!!-you-gatta-hook-a-brother-up Issues
11.Control Issues[read as:Am-always-on-top issues]
12.Am-jealously-protective-of-my-friends Issues
13.Passive aggressive Issues [read as: you-came-late-to-work-so-amma-send you-an-email-with-the-boss-copied-in]
14.Who-could-possibly-be-calling-you-at-this-time Issues
And finally, my favorite
15.Am-sensitive-about-my-issues Issues

If you have any other "issue" suggestions please feel free to add them here. We'll see if we can find solutions and i will hang myself in order to escape some. However solutions are also welcome!

Have a nice week

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*PS Tumwi reminded me: I-write-so-I-can-get-comments- Issues
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16 comments:

  1. RhinoAugust 10, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    Yeah! Socks! Finally I use the ka thingy properly. Yes, issues, I say there's "Just issues" You ask someone why they're being bitchy and shit and they tell u just! What the fuck is just? Number 5 bugs me a lot.

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  2. tumwijukeAugust 10, 2009 at 9:06 PM

    Hilarious. But you forgot one.

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  3. UnknownAugust 10, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    @Rhino:yeah those issues can get to anyone but inteligence issues?hhmm.i guess i should have siad mentally challenged issues.
    @tumwi:pray tumwi what did i forget? oh i remember it!! will put it in the post script

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  4. petesmamaAugust 11, 2009 at 12:39 AM

    Lol! I like number 15. That's my issue.

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  5. jny23August 11, 2009 at 12:48 AM

    Nothing issues. People acting bitchy and when yu ask what's wrong they answer nothing.

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  6. UnknownAugust 11, 2009 at 12:49 AM

    @mamapetero:its how we be innit? i totally feel you on that one.

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  7. mumakeithAugust 11, 2009 at 1:45 AM

    solution: Have other issues that distruct from some issues

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  8. BasicsAugust 11, 2009 at 2:02 AM

    I post so i get comments issues...
    i remember those issues...

    Dopeness-issues...

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  9. UnknownAugust 11, 2009 at 3:48 AM

    @jny23:yeah, those peopl have a merger between 3,11 and 15.

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  10. UnknownAugust 11, 2009 at 3:50 AM

    @Basics; :-)
    just dope... ness

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  11. zsammAugust 11, 2009 at 8:57 AM

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  12. zsammAugust 12, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    NOTHING beats 5 and 6 together!! (i'm looking at u dude who asked me what i'll do wth an MBA in my country bse we hv no professional jobs)

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  13. SleekAugust 13, 2009 at 7:48 AM

    interesting take on things

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  14. luluAugust 14, 2009 at 1:54 AM

    looooolllllll_i am so tickeld, i hear...i wirte so i can get comments issue...hahahaha i am still sifting thru to find my issue and...not yet....

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  15. ckAugust 15, 2009 at 3:09 AM

    i have issues issues..i just have issues.

    oba issues issues.

    maybe...i-am-me, who you issues. damn these issues

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  16. AnonymousAugust 27, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    Gosh, We got issues.
    This one, I-dont-date-my-friend's-exs issues

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