Thursday, April 2, 2009

Avenger Goats…


This is what Baz wrote.

Then I read this and I wondered why in life karma does not come to bite us in the arse. Literally.

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr. Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr. Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," he said.
Mr. Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.



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Moving swiftly on…

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In response there arose some strong sentiments about people marrying goats in Islamic societies, because if elders can allow such behaviors then it carries a pseudo-authority with it. In revenge for this behavior the goat kingdom sat down and had a meeting as to how to pursue reparations for arse damages {or if you want restitution} and to inflict a similar if not even greater amount of humiliation on the human race than the initial infraction.

So they laid a plan. It was perfect. It was flawless. It was impeccable.

They found the right man for the job. They would send in "Ze Russian"


He would know what to do. He would take care of business.


Targets were identified and locations and chronographs synchronized. Never again. Never again would they and their kind suffer such humiliation again.

And so at the appointed time and at the agreed hour the "Ze Russian", draped in white, strolled into the venue and walked over to his victim


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And…


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Now, now, don't get all finicky about this. It's all within reason. Right?